HAPPY THANKSGIVING – LOVE JOIE!

Alrighty! It’s Wednesday – tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in the States and stuff – so… I thought what better way than to figure out what these wonderful people would be doing for the day. Let’s think about it – and I don’t necessarily mean the REAL LIFE peeps, we’re talking the Twilight Saga characters of course. I mean, that would be more interesting, right? Considering the cast would probably be spending this day with family and friends like the rest of us – if they celebrate this yummy holiday.

SO I sat back thinking. I’m going to my parent’s house tomorrow for turkey and all the fixin’s – especially some sweet potatoes…GOD I live for those things! (and Bacon, but that’s a whole different situation…O_o) SO… Bella would spend Thanksgiving with Charlie, of course. Perhaps over at the Res with the Clearwater’s and the Black’s? Probably the whole damn pack. Could you imagine the size of that meal? Six or seven twenty-five pound turkeys, twenty pounds of potatoes, thirty pounds of stuffing, a crap load of bread and butter. Don’t forget the fifty gallons of gravy and perhaps the FARM of vegetables on the table. Did I mention, this table was in Jacob’s garage because the meal would be so large? Yep – insane. Oh, and we can not forget about the deserts. The local bakery wouldn’t have this much sweetness in their shop on a daily basis. You’d have a lot to choose from – that is if you got there before the Wolves. I see Jacob attached to Bella’s hip the whole time making Charlie super excited and Billy super concerned for her well being when she snatches the last slice of cranberry sauce. You know – the whole phasing thing… Yeah – dorky joke… I liked it!

Jacob is giving thanks for this awesome feast and his girl, Bells, being there. Charlie is giving thanks that Edward isn’t around and so are the rest of the dinner guests – just for different reasons. Dusty old Vampires can’t possibly taste as good as this fresh smorgasbord! (I say that with love – I’m totally Team Edward!). Bella is thankful for all of it. She is Switzerland after all. She’s also thankful that dinner won’t be all night and that her boyfriend doesn’t have to sleep. She’s heading over there right after her last bite. Perhaps she’ll brush her teeth and take a shower first – get the wet dog smell off of her.

Now – let us switch. Bella’s all changed and ready to go – Edward shows up and she hops in the shiny Volvo and off they go to the Cullen house. What you don’t know is this – while Bella was at the Res the Cullens were having their own special thanksgiving. Hunting like crazy. Edward has at least five elk and a mountain lion for desert and Emmett takes down a family of bears… You get the drift. They have a blast, all while Edward is brooding about Bella spending the day with JACOB! *GASP* Of course, once they are done feeding and playing in the woods they head back so Edward can wait on pins and needles for Bella’s call.

Bella walks into the Cullen mansion and they have more food for her – of course while the Cooking Network is playing and Bella wants to puke. She tells them she’s not hungry – and déjà vu – Rosalie breaks something and stomps off. Alice dances in and says Happy Thanksgiving and gives Bella a big hug, complementing her on her scent. Jasper winks – he’s totally not going to kill her today. I just see them having a great time of Uno and perhaps a game of Who Wins Rock, Paper, Scissors?

SO… why can’t we hang out with the Twilight peeps?! Why do we have to have some BORING Thanksgiving?! Yeah, when you figure it out let me know.

OK, and for fun – I got this from The New York Post… HYSTERICAL! (The quote below the picture also belongs to The NY Post). Love the pictures – go grab you a copy!