Flipping Awesome New Moon Quotes =D

QUOTES FROM THE NEW MOON MOVIE :)

  • Bella: You’re sort of beautiful.
  • Jake: How hard did you hit your head?
  • Bella: I’m sorry.
  • Jake: You’re apoligizing for bleeding?
  • Bella: You can’t protect me from everything.
  • Edward: It’s my job to protect you…from everyone, except my sister.
  • Jessica: Um, hello, dude, are you insane.? That homeboy, could’ve been a physco.
  • Bella: That was such a rush.
  • Jessica: Oh, so, what, you’re an addrenaline junkie now? That’s cool.
  • Felix: The girl comes with us.
  • Edward: You can go to hell.
  • Harry Clearwater: Don’t worry about me, Bella. My kung fu is strong.
  • Emmett: Dating an older woman, huh? Hot.
  • Edward:…
  • Emmett: What?
  • Alice: Well, guess what I’ve already seen you open it, and you love it. Oh, seven o’clock our place.
  • Bella: ….
  • Alice: C’mon, please? It’ll be fun.
  • Bella: Yeah, okay.
  • Alice: Yes.
  • Bella: Jasper, no fair, with the mood control thing.
  • Jasper: Sorry, Bella. Happy….never mind.
  • Edward: You can’t trust vampires. Trust me.
  • Edward: Bella, your birthday is definetly something to celebrate.
  • Bella: But my aging is not.
  • Edward: Your aging. I think eighteen is a little young to start worrying about that.
  • Bella: It’s one year older than you.
  • Edward: No it’s not. I’m one-hundred and nine.
  • Bella: Well, then I shouldn’t be dating such an old man. It’s gross. I should be thoroughly repulsed.
  • Edward: Hmm.
  • Bella: I thought we agreed no presents.
  • Charlie: Well the one from me isn’t wrapped. So, it doesn’t count.
  • Bella: Thanks.
  • Charlie: It goes with the one from your mom. We coordinated, or, well, she coordinated with me. It’s a scrapbook to put all you pictures in from senior year.
  • Bella:…
  • Charlie: Wow, senior year. How’d you get so old so fast?
  • Bella: I didn’t. It’s not that old.
  • Charlie: I dunno, is that a gray hair?
  • Bella: What!? No way.
  • Charlie…:
  • Bella: Oh, very funny.
  • Charlie: Happy Birthday.
  • Bella: Woh, you’re buff. What are you like, sixteen?
  • Jake: Age is just a number, baby. What are now, like, forty?
  • Jake: Quil has been asking to come over alot. I think he likes you a bit too much.
  • Bella: Oh, well, I’m not really into the whole cougar thing.
  • Charlie: Can I ask you something? Hanging out with Jake seems to take your mind off things for a bit, doesn’t it? You know sometimes, you gotta learn to love what’s good for you, you know what I mean? Of course, what do I know? I’m just a terminal bachelor… Famous ladies man.
  • Jasper: It would be nice to not want to kill you all the time.
  • Jacob: Bella, you’re crossing a line.
  • Bella: Then don’t draw one.
  • Bella: You’re sort of beautiful.
  • Jacob: How hard did you hit your head?
  • Mike: So listen… Now that you’re talking again… And eating… You know you gotta get that protein in there. You know I was just wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me.
  • Bella: Yeah…sure. Yeah, I do.
  • Mike: Okay… We could check out “Love spelled backwards is love” You know, it’s a dumb title, but, um, it’s a romantic comedy, it’s suppose to be…
  • Bella: No. No romance. Uh, well, how about “Face Punch” You heard of that?
  • Mike: Well, it’s an action movie.
  • Yeah, it’s perfect. With guns… adrenaline… it’s my thing.
  • Mike: Okay…
  • Bella: We should get a bunch of people… You guys wanna go see “Face… Punch” ?
  • Erik: Yeah! Hey, Mike, remember we were suppose to watch that? The trailer’s all like “* Pew, pew!* Punch his face in”
  • Jessica: Movie night with Bellllllaaaaaaa
  • Jacob: So, “Face Punch,” huh? You like action movies?
  • Mike: No, not really.
  • Jacob: I heard it sucks. Bad.
  • Mike: Right. Hey, are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision?
  • Jacob: Right…yeah. Well, she’s buying my ticket for me.
  • Jacob: What a marshmallow.
  • Bella: So you’re a werewolf.
  • Jacob: Yeah, last time I checked.
  • Bella: IF we’re going to do this every day, and hopefully we are. We’ve got to fit some homework in I don’t want Billy thinking i’m a bad influence.
  • Jake: You influence me? Please.
  • Bella: Umm I’m older then you making you the influencee and me the influencer.
  • Jake: But my size and knowledge base makes me older then you, due to your general paleness and lack of know how.
  • Bella: I convinced you to build two wheeled death machines don’t you think that makes you kind of young and naive?
  • Jake: Okay so where do we stand?
  • Bella: I’m 35. You might be like 32.
  • Jake: Oh, come on.

That’s it for now!

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7 Responses to “Flipping Awesome New Moon Quotes =D”

  1. Comment by Rory in December 14, 2009 @ 5:06 pm

    What? No funny Alice line from before they go to Volterra?! I am shocked. The rest made me LOL… AGAIN…. I ♥ New Moon… good post Sarah :)

  2. Comment by Sarah in December 14, 2009 @ 10:34 pm

    @Rory: Scoff. I can’t believes I forgotsed! Lol. Hehe, I do looooovvve New Moon, too, Rory. lol. Thank you, thank you very much :D
    ~Sarah~

  3. Comment by Jackie in December 15, 2009 @ 1:30 pm

    All Jessica’s lines in New Moon the movie cracked me up! “My cousin had leporosy and it’s not funny!” LOL :)
    And I LOVED Bella saying that she should be grossed out because Edward is so old!
    And, of course, “As soon as you put the dog out!”

  4. Comment by Sarah in December 16, 2009 @ 5:56 pm

    @Jackie: I was very pleased with Jessica’s, Emmett’s, and Jasper’s lines. They were all very funny and into it. I mean, Emmett said what, like, three lines and I was already in love with the character? All of them are just so funny in this movie. I loved it soooo much.
    Hehe, YUP. That Edward age thing was awesome.

    I was really sad that Bella’s, “Danger magnet, remember?” line didn’t come up ;(
    ~Sarah~

  5. Comment by Ana Cristina in December 16, 2009 @ 6:51 pm

    @Sarah: I was also disappointed that Bella’s danger magnet line didn’t appear, hehe. But at least Jessica and Emmet had some especially funny lines.

    Great post! :D

  6. Comment by Sarah in December 19, 2009 @ 10:08 pm

    @Ana: Yes, yes. It’s true that Jessica and Emmett were rather hysterical.
    Hehe, thanks. :)

    ~Sarah~

  7. Comment by Ximena Orellana in January 21, 2010 @ 6:07 pm

    :O So mush Info :O

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