QUOTES FROM THE NEW MOON MOVIE :)

- Bella: You’re sort of beautiful.
- Jake: How hard did you hit your head?
- Bella: I’m sorry.
- Jake: You’re apoligizing for bleeding?
- Bella: You can’t protect me from everything.
- Edward: It’s my job to protect you…from everyone, except my sister.
- Jessica: Um, hello, dude, are you insane.? That homeboy, could’ve been a physco.
- Bella: That was such a rush.
- Jessica: Oh, so, what, you’re an addrenaline junkie now? That’s cool.
- Felix: The girl comes with us.
- Edward: You can go to hell.
- Harry Clearwater: Don’t worry about me, Bella. My kung fu is strong.
- Emmett: Dating an older woman, huh? Hot.
- Edward:…
- Emmett: What?
- Alice: Well, guess what I’ve already seen you open it, and you love it. Oh, seven o’clock our place.
- Bella: ….
- Alice: C’mon, please? It’ll be fun.
- Bella: Yeah, okay.
- Alice: Yes.
- Bella: Jasper, no fair, with the mood control thing.
- Jasper: Sorry, Bella. Happy….never mind.
- Edward: You can’t trust vampires. Trust me.
- Edward: Bella, your birthday is definetly something to celebrate.
- Bella: But my aging is not.
- Edward: Your aging. I think eighteen is a little young to start worrying about that.
- Bella: It’s one year older than you.
- Edward: No it’s not. I’m one-hundred and nine.
- Bella: Well, then I shouldn’t be dating such an old man. It’s gross. I should be thoroughly repulsed.
- Edward: Hmm.
- Bella: I thought we agreed no presents.
- Charlie: Well the one from me isn’t wrapped. So, it doesn’t count.
- Bella: Thanks.
- Charlie: It goes with the one from your mom. We coordinated, or, well, she coordinated with me. It’s a scrapbook to put all you pictures in from senior year.
- Bella:…
- Charlie: Wow, senior year. How’d you get so old so fast?
- Bella: I didn’t. It’s not that old.
- Charlie: I dunno, is that a gray hair?
- Bella: What!? No way.
- Charlie…:
- Bella: Oh, very funny.
- Charlie: Happy Birthday.
- Bella: Woh, you’re buff. What are you like, sixteen?
- Jake: Age is just a number, baby. What are now, like, forty?
- Jake: Quil has been asking to come over alot. I think he likes you a bit too much.
- Bella: Oh, well, I’m not really into the whole cougar thing.
- Charlie: Can I ask you something? Hanging out with Jake seems to take your mind off things for a bit, doesn’t it? You know sometimes, you gotta learn to love what’s good for you, you know what I mean? Of course, what do I know? I’m just a terminal bachelor… Famous ladies man.
- Jasper: It would be nice to not want to kill you all the time.
- Jacob: Bella, you’re crossing a line.
- Bella: Then don’t draw one.
- Bella: You’re sort of beautiful.
- Jacob: How hard did you hit your head?
- Mike: So listen… Now that you’re talking again… And eating… You know you gotta get that protein in there. You know I was just wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me.
- Bella: Yeah…sure. Yeah, I do.
- Mike: Okay… We could check out “Love spelled backwards is love” You know, it’s a dumb title, but, um, it’s a romantic comedy, it’s suppose to be…
- Bella: No. No romance. Uh, well, how about “Face Punch” You heard of that?
- Mike: Well, it’s an action movie.
- Yeah, it’s perfect. With guns… adrenaline… it’s my thing.
- Mike: Okay…
- Bella: We should get a bunch of people… You guys wanna go see “Face… Punch” ?
- Erik: Yeah! Hey, Mike, remember we were suppose to watch that? The trailer’s all like “* Pew, pew!* Punch his face in”
- Jessica: Movie night with Bellllllaaaaaaa
- Jacob: So, “Face Punch,” huh? You like action movies?
- Mike: No, not really.
- Jacob: I heard it sucks. Bad.
- Mike: Right. Hey, are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision?
- Jacob: Right…yeah. Well, she’s buying my ticket for me.
- Jacob: What a marshmallow.
- Bella: So you’re a werewolf.
- Jacob: Yeah, last time I checked.
- Bella: IF we’re going to do this every day, and hopefully we are. We’ve got to fit some homework in I don’t want Billy thinking i’m a bad influence.
- Jake: You influence me? Please.
- Bella: Umm I’m older then you making you the influencee and me the influencer.
- Jake: But my size and knowledge base makes me older then you, due to your general paleness and lack of know how.
- Bella: I convinced you to build two wheeled death machines don’t you think that makes you kind of young and naive?
- Jake: Okay so where do we stand?
- Bella: I’m 35. You might be like 32.
- Jake: Oh, come on.
That’s it for now!






What? No funny Alice line from before they go to Volterra?! I am shocked. The rest made me LOL… AGAIN…. I ♥ New Moon… good post Sarah :)
@Rory: Scoff. I can’t believes I forgotsed! Lol. Hehe, I do looooovvve New Moon, too, Rory. lol. Thank you, thank you very much :D
~Sarah~
All Jessica’s lines in New Moon the movie cracked me up! “My cousin had leporosy and it’s not funny!” LOL :)
And I LOVED Bella saying that she should be grossed out because Edward is so old!
And, of course, “As soon as you put the dog out!”
@Jackie: I was very pleased with Jessica’s, Emmett’s, and Jasper’s lines. They were all very funny and into it. I mean, Emmett said what, like, three lines and I was already in love with the character? All of them are just so funny in this movie. I loved it soooo much.
Hehe, YUP. That Edward age thing was awesome.
I was really sad that Bella’s, “Danger magnet, remember?” line didn’t come up ;(
~Sarah~
@Sarah: I was also disappointed that Bella’s danger magnet line didn’t appear, hehe. But at least Jessica and Emmet had some especially funny lines.
Great post! :D
@Ana: Yes, yes. It’s true that Jessica and Emmett were rather hysterical.
Hehe, thanks. :)
~Sarah~
:O So mush Info :O